Snoop Dogg Olympics

man look at this they done did it didn't they look at the set this is live you know the crazy thing about this nuke when i saw it i said like i was gonna do the highlight show i honestly thought that was gonna do it from like actual tokyo i really did when i signed on i thought i was gonna be you know what i'm saying side by side but you know mike taurico you trying to say because of that that's not what you expect to be i mean i mean he's the voice of this olympus i thought i was going to be sitting next to him

 that makes you feel good hurting my feelings like that he's trying to hurt your feelings that makes you feel good you're proud of yourself come on you're proud of yourself hurting my feelings like that before we do our show i apologize i'm sorry that's four three about to start two hey come on don't mess up okay lock in okay welcome to olympic highlights with kevin hart and snoop dogg i of course i'm kevin hart and the acclaimed journalist to my left and this amazing turtleneck is snoop dogg himself snoop how you

 doing manny you excited to be here look here kev i'm so excited to be here man you don't have no idea how much respect i got for the athletes for the the training and the sacrifice in general oh sacrifice that's a good word man you know why because there's so much that goes into this i mean when you're talking about the olympics you're talking about athletes they put countless hours of practice i mean you're talking about travel you're talking about the time away from friends

and family there's so much that goes into this the time away from uh you know what i feel for you shakira what are you talking about you talking about that stuff he talking about that stuff the good stuff you talking about that nasty stuff the good stuff you talk about that ooh that ooey stuff oh wait well snoop here's the good news man the only thing that they're testing for now is covet yeah it's a big deal now uh guys we're gonna have a blast what we're gonna do is watch a lot of these athletes and i'm

 talking about some of the greatest compete for the next two weeks in tokyo um i got one question for you guys yes sir why is the show called olympic highlights for kevin hart and snoop dogg see because alphabetically speaking d comes before h so d-o-double-g should be before h-a-single-r single-t oh so i'll be honest with you i thought that i would put it in there and you never would pay it any mind i had no idea that you would break it down like that and now that you have maybe we can talk to our team and see what we can

 change uh but that was a very good uh very good breakdown of how you know alphabetical how it should go yeah that's my rap yeah sometimes i thought you would kind of just let it slide but now you pay attention oh yeah this is a different snoop in the turtleneck i'll tell you that people uh ladies and gentlemen let's watch some highlights this is a breakdown after five long years of waiting the olympics kicked off friday night with the opening ceremony and let me tell you what it was worth the wait take a look for yourselves

 [Music] wow look at this look at this tap dancing i like that i like that oh that's sweet the blue man shows the blue man those were the olympic guys that's what that dress was amazing it doesn't get any better than that the opening ceremony is exactly what it's supposed to be which is big which is beautiful i mean so much hope so much potential tied into it everyone still believes they have a shot at winning yeah that's the beautiful thing about that moment everybody in that feels like i still can win they haven't realized

that some of them not even gonna get close to that podium right you gotta think it's a thousand people in there more than that some of them gonna go home on that coach triple connecting flight and they are going to be hurt triple connections the triple connection stop in san antonio then go to shreveport louisiana and then fly to france and then you go home stop they go delaware ac they go they go they go delaware ac thank you for london with the olympic airlines that's the u.

 s some of them man some of them get put through the rain [Laughter] uh snoop for the next two weeks man these countries are going to be at each other's throats yeah but during the parade of nations everyone is still a champion no one is lost yet except for this guy who definitely looks lost i'm a god [Applause] look at this guy here look at him if you don't know who we're talking about we're talking about the weird white guy on the right [Laughter] the weird white guy and the group of black people

 he's seen he's out of formation to begin with what what line are you in he looks like a liaison he looks like a disney rep you know oh there we go oh my god what was he doing nobody could flag that guy and say get out of here jake that was jake from state farm get out of here man you shouldn't be there jake one of these things is not like the other not at all uh the parade of nations tried something different this year by having each nation include two flag bearers a man and a woman and i tell you

what it was a great idea on paper but no one could really figure out how two people could share one flag look and see for yourself look at how they're forcing themselves to share the flag it's weird and look at her she's pulling here like hold on i'm trying to be on tv i'm i want to be on tv this is violent this is stupid why they trying why are you guys trying they gonna go home in oregon they they fighting already demarcus yeah yeah he's a boston market piece of chicken that's a great call mr

boston market chicken healthy jesus christ let's slow down on the oil sir i just want to say you are doing your thing thank you no no problem man this is all right this is fun we look like we belong let's give them a quick just give them a quick moment of how of how we look yeah it's just to show you that we we you know what i mean like we're prepared for the moment care for this man i'm glad you said that because right now i want to go into our segment tokyo drip rip drip what a second this

will be right now guys i want to go over some of the fashion that we saw on display during the parade of champions we'll start with the athletes from argentina argentina looks like a whole country of holland josh you know what colin jost is i don't know who that is if i was sitting next to him what do you mean he's the white guy well i know that part he sits next to michael che you know who he is i know michael che he's the white guy to sit next to him when they do the the the or the news broadcasting cyber okay i know because

there's no oh y'all look the same pilot well colin's a he's a good guy he's married to scarlett johansson what he came up like god let's keep the fashion going let's get into the west african country of burundi oh d i bet ain't none of them got no draws on oh i could just tell right now they walking out there with sheets no draws and sticks let's go [Music] [Laughter] that's what a dare i dare anybody to go up and lift up one of them right love lifted me right now just run by one of

them and just go what's up here just see what'll happen i-i think everybody will be shot let's see how the usa team looks hmm oh that looked like some ralph lauren is that what that is the u.s we always do it right man okay that's fly extremely swaggy i like what they're doing with the bandanas some of them are putting them on a head wrapping them around the necks you know giving a give it a little thug passion that's what they're supposed to be they're representing that hood yeah

you know there's the cayman islands what olympic sport are they known for uh i would say they're known for tax evasion that's a good one they might not want to go over they'll help you hide it jesus christ the australian team came out looking like girl scouts check them out here oh come on where are the cookies oh this is this is they got all of them looking like it even the men look at this i mean the shorts are him to perfection come on above the knees next country saudi arabia oh no i ain't saying nothing

about your mouth nothing i'm not even looking at the women i'm not i don't know bro you better turn your dick in my head over there are they off the screen yet you look did they leave yet i ain't gonna look first you look look i ain't looking they playing with them over there somebody's gonna give me a sign is saudi arabia off the screen okay we are clear right here we escaped that one that could have got us man technically the opening ceremony kicks off the olympics but the u.

 s women's soccer team actually kicked off last wednesday against sweden but did nobody tell them no they did not the u.s lost in a major upset to sweden three to nothing we scored no goals at all look at this looks like the swedish women went to ikea and built themselves a better team snoopy ain't lying but the u.

 s isn't out of it they came back with vengeance and destroyed new zealand in game two it seemed like everyone on our team got a goal we even got two from new zealand themselves so it help them keep their heads in the game i think coach snoop should give him a little pep talk course ladies first of all you guys beat the new zealand team six to one which gives you a two goal advantage in the growth standings y'all can do this and if y'all do do this i'm gonna make sure the olympic committee give you all some more money because i don't

appreciate the way y'all ain't being paid for the way y'all play um then you got the australians right the only one right ninth in the world you guys won four goal four times before and you're gonna do it again don't play with them get em out the way take care of business kick the balls around until you get the balls in the net and once you put the balls in the net the game's over hmm let's go girls hmm well somebody shut the front door and call me steve and go get my coat cause that's what i call motivation

the u.s women's softball team well guess what snoop they can't stop winning now the count owen two and there is a shot extra bases perhaps heading for second is grown wagon the throw to the plate and the tag by monroe and sheik is out at home uh great highlight great call let's play it back and let me give it a shot i'll tell you what snoop this reminds me when i played softball in my church league we were down three to nothing to the pastors right it was the pastors at the time i was a deacon you know i was a deacon

 i was the youngest deacon in my church thinking hard six years old i couldn't hold the plate because it got heavy for me so my arms would shake but i knew all the things i was supposed to say uh bottom line playing in the church league is good for you as a young child because nobody can suck they just they they they praise everyone it's encouragement oh look at that boy he's not gonna grow to be over five too but the lord got something different he's gonna have some plan yeah that's all it is they made me

 feel good about myself we lost to the pastors too snoop pastors were cheaters to be honest a lot of dishonesty goes on to church speak let's get into the u.s men's gymnastic teams man uh they're training hard training very hard to bring home the goal and guess what snoop we got some behind-the-scenes footage of them at practice let's take a look at this okay baby powder it up though yeah yeah how'd he put him in his pits i don't know i'm glad he smelled good though cause i can't stand no musty

weightlifter oh my god yeah look at this footage look look what we got their feets are in the buckets as you can see uh they're putting baby powder on the bottom of their feet as well as their armpits uh calves this is you you won't see this anywhere else a baby powder bath that just happened i've heard of a bubble bath not a baby powder bubble bath that's a baby powder bubble bath a baby powder bubble bath yeah that way they got it here first snoop they got it here first we're doing our job

that is it for the breakdown please give me my my little screen my screen uh thingamajiggy here it is look at that snoop whoa fly toast to the boogie oh man toasted a boogie all right somebody get my suit and put a fork in it cause i don't want it guys that got weird at the end but it will get weirder we'll be right back with more after this [Music] welcome back to the olympic highlights with myself and snoop dogg here on peacock one of the highlights of the parade of nations was once again peter for those who do not know peter uh is a

shirtless tunga guy who brought his a-game and oiled up pets to tokyo for his third olympics look at peter right now look at him we pete uh look at him huh he all down oil down to the night he was crazy as a bag of chicken he's joining us live from tokyo i may butcher your name but i'm gonna give it a shot welcome peter to offer two of two free peter t in the house nice nice peter t nice that was good for tofo they didn't teach us that in school we didn't learn names like that so tell us the proper

 annuation of your name you guys pleasure to be here the proper pronunciation is pita yeah i knew it i knew i said it i knew it i said that i could have bet the money i would have got it right i should have bet the money in the back say it one more time for me peter pitta let's cut to the chase man the oil whose decision was it was this just a you thing was it a suggestion from the outside it's coconut oil but this is something that's used all throughout the pacific so whenever we do traditional dances or anything we cover ourselves in

in oil nice and so i didn't think it would be that big a deal but it turns out a lot of other nations hadn't seen that being done before in terms of a traditional outfit yeah they do it here uh in that place what's it called the gym no no the uh oh the strippers yeah the chiefs dancers yeah that's that's where they probably stayed true chippendales there you go chippendales they have they have been a part of the coconut oil culture for quite some time like your triceps your biceps yeah just

puts them on a different level like we use baby oil yeah let me tell you something ain't that special i use baby oil and let me tell you the reaction i get from my lady when i do you might as well cancel christmas if i come out here baby where you shining okay hey let me tell you something shining leads to grinding hey let me tell you something peter i know exactly the reaction from that peter uh number three for you how does that feel that's a big deal man is it is it better the third time are you just as nervous as you were the first or

is it more of a a smooth sailing system for you now each time is a little bit different but also very special i mean we had the opportunity to carry the flag and i just appreciate having the opportunities that i've been given to take the nation to the world peter this is your second summer olympics competing at taekwondo when is your first match my first match is uh on tuesday and i'm fighting the world ranked number one so it's uh the the big top russian guy so this dude from vanuatu he stole your

luck this year i want to know who wore it better grazer he stole his style he got something nervous coming out there oil dump after that what he got on flip-flops from the 70s beach day first of all i think this is peter's first time seeing this footage she had no idea peter did you know that this guy did that peter i came in barefoot so it's not exactly the same but uh yeah so he came in barefoot that guy said that's that's the original tribal you understand me you true to your roots when you did that very awkward bumping

into another man oiled up in an event where nobody else is that's extremely honest were you on your way to the bodybuilding context yeah it's like you when you thought that was your look and then you look over and somebody else is doing the same thing hey man what you doing hey this is my gig you can't you can't show up oiled up like that today this is my thing man and they get into argument about it and they start pushing each other and slipping and sliding off of me peter i want to ask you is that a tempur-pedic bed that

you sitting on good question cause i know they taking care of you on the olympics so this is a cardboard bed it's actually made from cardboard and it's gonna be recycled after the games yeah let me sneak a peek let me see how y'all living let me see how y'all boss ballin over there and then cycled after the game see how y'all balls balling over there let me see that's your cardboard that's the bait and then going underneath oh no cuz look at this come on olympics y'all wrong the man is he's coming out with the flag

 i'm saying you're gonna mess the bed up with all that oil that oil you're gonna mess that corner pour it up that's gonna seep right through that carpet that oil you'll get on that cardboard that's a wrap peter you're gonna be backspinning and doing all kind of breakdance moves right now because of what you do and the way you do it does this make you like an international sex symbol wherever i go i always hear rumors i always the people say hey that guy's almost as good looking as kevin

hart nice i think that actually puts me up there somewhere paige you got swag dog yeah no i like baby we all know about you here but have people in tonga ever heard about me and kevin ah that's a good question do the people in tonga know about uh about us are we big over there in tonga you guys are huge and i say this no joke absolutely kevin everyone's seen your movies you bring so much joy so much comedy to like the deepest corners of the pacific over in tolerance and snoop we've been dancing to your music under coconut trees since

 forever and no snoop don't snoop i don't think that's what they do to you no cause that's a critic they're not doing that dance snoop they're not doing that dance he's saying that they're having a good time they're doing the tribal dance yeah no no script you can't do that oh okay peter it's late there man we know that you got to get some rest unfortunately you got to do it on a cardboard box they got to blow up mattresses out there i think they got it for like 19.99 i thought she was gonna

 say blow up dial i was gonna say we gotta go we gotta cut it out he don't need that kind of love in his life we need to love going to bed good luck man good luck peter honestly man we'll wish you we rolled it for you people get that gold medal baby we rooting for you let's go p from me to you i appreciate it and i can't wait for you guys to come visit tonga sometime we're waiting for you make sure y'all got some of that tongan tree for me when i get there and hey at this point in time man

 put a shirt on you did your job okay like now it's time to get dressed all right guys we will be right back man we got more highlights coming from the olympics with myself a snoop dogg right here on peacock you do not want to miss what we're going to say next please stick around i love doing this even though it ain't nothing oh no you don't do that welcome back you know what i like about the olympics is that they always changing it up make a slight change you change the whole game like basketball add 3x3

 it's a whole different game complete different game volleyball at a beach beach volleyball oh my god tennis at a table table tennis you see me working i see you working keep staying there boxing turn up the heat hot boxing yo i'm not i'm not really sure how that one works recreational cavs and every time i do get wrecked okay all right i'm picking up what you're laying down what you're saying is you basically add a word you change the sport that's what i'm saying all right okay like this like

uh so you got mountain biking mm-hmm mountain dew biking hmm now we got sponsors all right dead lifting dead body lifting right that's a little dark but it's a team sport yeah you see what i'm saying shooting right that's a white man supporter no no no no shooting dice now that's for the community hello okay there's a whole new world of sports all you got to do is add work i want to hear what y'all think do me a favor get on twitter right now and get creative add one word let us know

what change sport you'd like to see use the hashtag add a word change a sport it's that simple look there's a lot of sports in the olympics and some of them are actually tough to understand especially when you don't know the athletes or the lingo yeah so we're here to hook you up with some you know cheap intel so you can sound like you know what you're talking about i like that this is your olympic cheat [Music] sheet let's start with archery the defending world champion for the u.s

men's team is brady ellison aka the arizona cowboy aka the prospector aka robert never been to the hood damn sure hasn't by cheering on the u.s archery team make sure yell things like this that fletching is on point that fletching is on point yeah but you got to tell them what it means snoop that means the back of your arrow looks flys hey fly as hell here's another one the knocking point almost got ruined by the quiver the knocking point almost got ruined by the quiver yeah but snoop tell them what

 it means so they understand it that means that the aero bag that messed up our tip you you can't mess up the arrow bag you mess with the arrow bag you don't mess up our tip don't nobody want that tip messed up don't do that i'm shivering cause you didn't touch my quiver you got me shivering now now what i'm supposed to do my finish is all shaky so that uh that's your olympic cheat sheet you heard it here first welcome back little piece of information for you people us rowing has 37 athletes

competing in nine events at this olympics so far we're off to a good start here's a look at cara kohler and her heat for the women's single skulls take a look breathe come on grab cali breathe represent cali breathe carol bring it in he who he who he hoe he number one go kara now snooping iowa we don't know a whole lot about olympic rowan so what we decided to do was bring in somebody who does liz smith the assistant rowing coach from use sc fight on fight on sc she's here to give us the road down

welcome liz how are you i'm doing well thank you guys for having me oh man thank you for being had so liz what's the most important thing that we need to know as far as about growing rowing is a full body workout it's one of the fastest growing sports in the united states and it's actually a sport that most people don't start until they get to college nice that's very nice list i like it i like it full body sport i like that full body sport liz uh question for what what does it take to probably get to the olympics

 in enrolling give me a breakdown of that world what what does it take absolutely so a lot of time a lot of sacrifice most of the women have been training for decades i trained for a number of years got to represent the united states in a world championship give me some yeah never quite made it to the olympics but i've been fortunate enough to witness some of that sacrifice and hard work in person we have two usc rowing alums in tokyo chloe brew for great britain and ida gorge jacobson for denmark yeah hello

one question what makes someone a good rule sorry to say but a lot of times rowers have really long legs really long torso really long arms so snoop this might be for you [Laughter] so like if me and snoop were to compete how far should we go how about we say a minute race a minute one minute a minute i'm about to kick your ass good luck snoop all right don't forget to use your leg kevin's off to a pretty good start you're gonna have to catch up here oh yeah kevin you've been practicing i don't know if they have sex symbols in

 this sport but i feel like i could be one can you get a good look at my form please you could be the first one i'm gonna about your phone i'm gonna walk your little ass dude brother i'm locked in ah snoop's making a movie i don't know if you can kevin don't let him catch you what are you talking about i'm like 28 meters ahead i'm gonna be honest with you i'm here i breathe breathing i'm smoking i'm higher coming all the way through all the way to the finish line hey snoop

 digging yeah snoop i'm tired cuz well i ain't low get to 300. i think you're getting 300. that oh man we got 5 seconds four oh three [Music] nice job oh my god all right it was pretty close snoop but i think kevin got you well i mean well i guess i need to holster it bring that podium out here man huh one thing we're not gonna do is be sore losers nice this is the american way we win with pride and we lose with pride i'd like to present kevin with the award for the fastest time in rowing congratulations

 you a real one cuz that's our show guys success is in me so it's in you do me a favor make sure you check back with us on peacock we'll be covering all the excitement at the tokyo olympic games the good the bad and everything in between and remember guys don't be good be great come on in snoop give a wave goodbye man one time one time to the people there it is you ain't never seen this now when during the olympics he just walked on y'all punk asses all right we'll see y'all when we see you that's it be great

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